Anti-Verve

March 28th, 2006 by ironsoap

I’m wiped out this week. These 4:00 am risings aren’t helping. Tomorrow moring? 3:00 am, and no blissful train-slumber (which really isn’t that blissful since when I actually can nod off I invariably wake up in deep mortal terror that I’ve missed my stop); instead I shall drive in to work at 4:00 am. The good news is that I’m such an easy sleeper that I can doze off at 8:00 pm no sweat.

‘Cept not.

Anyway, my mental capacity may be diminished, but am I the only one who thinks this is so lame as to actually be sorta cool? I mean, I know it’s aimed at the affluent urban types (aka drug dealers), but a Windows application? Who has a PC in their car in the ‘hood? Still, if I had a “pimped” ride, I would totally roll around with a picture of Dr. McNinja on my wheels. Oh! And a Sharks logo.

Things I Would Point Out if I Were a Grouchy Guy

It starts raining each day roughly 30 minutes before I have to go outside to wait for the bus/train.
I have a nice whiteboard at work… but no eraser or markers.
I’ve more or less forgotten to eat lunch every day since last Thursday.
The Sharks have yet to stay “in” the playoffs for two games in a row.
I keep drinking the canned Apple Juice at work, thinking it’s healthier than diet soda. Then I read the label and realized it’s even worse than regular soda.
I bought a new toothbrush and it hurts my teeth.