And Then Things Got Weird

I hang out in an IRC channel for work. Mostly the chatter is work-related, but sometimes it gets… sidetracked. Observe:

17:55:52 Crystal C: phamilton,

18:02:09 phamilton: yes>

18:02:53 Crystal C: phamilton, nevermind, agent was complaining about recent call page not updating…

18:03:06 Crystal C: they had logged out and back in..

18:03:12 Crystal C: the last update was at 1348

18:03:21 Crystal C: but now they all appeared miraculously

18:03:33 phamilton: I have been known to work miracles

18:03:38 phamilton: Occasionally

18:03:43 George S_: lol

18:04:15 Crystal C: phamilton, through osmosis of course :)

18:04:26 phamilton: Ew, gross.

18:04:45 phamilton: That’s not how I roll

18:05:04 phamilton needs dictionary

18:05:18 Crystal C: lol :P

18:06:21 phamilton: http://dictionary.reference.com/search?r=2&q=osmosis

18:06:31 phamilton: No, you’re right

18:06:40 phamilton: That’s *totally* how I roll

18:07:24 Crystal C: Note: Informally, “osmosis” is the process by which information or concepts come to a person without conscious effort: “Living in Paris, he learned French slang by osmosis.”

18:07:25 phamilton: Passing through semipermeable membranes is like my favorite pastime

18:08:14 George S_: say what

18:08:17 George S_: lol

18:08:17 Crystal C: phamilton, ok if you wish work magic the slimy way, thats fine too

18:09:32 phamilton: Slimy Magic… isn’t that a funk band?

18:09:44 phamilton: If not, it should be.

18:09:58 Cathy B__: phamilton i will splain that to them

18:10:05 Crystal C: LOL :D

18:10:56 phamilton: Someone is going to have to splain it to me, I’m not even sure what I’m talking about anymore.

18:11:02 Cathy B__: lol

Now, for the record, I do know what osmosis means in that context, I was only pulling her leg. I just didn’t expect it to get all weird. Also, my use of the tired cliche ‘how I roll’ was completely ironic. Completely, you understand? And yes, my co-workers abuse the ‘LOL’ privilege.

What? You didn’t know it was a privilege? It is.

One that can be revoked.

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