Police Blotter Report, #2: Is This Maine?
The best part of this exchange, by far, is the abrupt topic change at the end, which had me laughing so hard my co-workers, who were playing four-player foosball and blaring Daft Punk at the time, yelled at me to keep it down.
(16:01:48) Nikki Hamilton: 5:47 p.m.: A woman on the 800 block of Kennedy Place told police that the neighbors’ children threw bottles and a live lobster over the fence into a jumpy house that family members had set up for a girl’s 10th birthday party. (16:02:13) Paul Hamilton: who… (16:02:18) Paul Hamilton: who has a live lobster on hand? (16:02:29) Nikki Hamilton: that’s EXACTLY what i was thinking (16:02:43) Nikki Hamilton: was it dinner and they just decided to use it as a weapon instead? (16:02:58) Paul Hamilton: maybe it was meant as a gift? (16:03:08) Paul Hamilton: I mean, that’s not a cheap dinner (16:03:15) Nikki Hamilton: true. (16:03:53) Nikki Hamilton: but, how many 10-year-olds enjoy lobster? (16:04:16) Paul Hamilton: Right. I don’t know that it was high on her wish list (16:04:22) Paul Hamilton: 3. Barbie (16:04:27) Paul Hamilton: 2. Bratz Doll (16:04:34) Paul Hamilton: 1. Succulent lobster dinner (16:06:04) Nikki Hamilton: i’m going to go to barnes and noble
Also, a bonus IM conversation follows. As a bit of backstory, this exchange is with my friend Ryan. Ryan is awesome because he can out-geek me which isn’t exactly an accomplishment per se, but it does have a certain significance. Observe:
(15:14:56) Ryan Hardester: ok, I am all for willing suspension of disbelief .. I’m a cheap date like that but I am having troubles with Journeyman (15:15:11) Paul Hamilton: I couldn’t stay up to watch it last night (15:15:26) Paul Hamilton: getting tough to swallow? (15:16:10) Ryan Hardester: doesn’t matter how understanding your wife is … she won’t put up with disappearing for long (15:16:30) Ryan Hardester: and she seems less than understanding to begin with (15:16:46) Paul Hamilton: wait. (15:17:19) Paul Hamilton: the guy spontaneously jumps through time and you’re having trouble accepting that his wife would be okay with him being gone? (15:17:27) Ryan Hardester: well… yeah
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